December 2011
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[[No long 2011 reflection this year]]
I don’t want to spend my New Year in front off my laptop, so here goes: Thank you to everyone for being part of my 2011! It may not be the best year for some, or it may have been THE best for others, but one thing’s for sure, I’m glad to have spent it with all of you :) So cheers to the New Year and everybody just have fuuuun!!! Woohoo!!! I love you aaaaall!!! ♥ ♥ , Issa
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
HAHHAHHHAHAH
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Pagiilaw sa UP Diliman
voxvintage:
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This Christmas, I only have one wish. I wish that...
Harana by Parokya ni Edgar
thelittleredlightningbug:
paintmywall:
wimpydrawings:
cutie pie :”>
love this song
I’ve always wanted someone to do a harana for me. :)
On the Filipino Brain →
thegreatskadoosh:
This semester, I’m taking up a class on neuropsychology under Sir Tuazon, who says he has spent more than 20 years studying and teaching in Japan. And one thing that he never fails to bring up in his classes is how different the Japanese brain is from the Filipino brain….
My Like Muni-Muni →
its-all-good:
somuchfornonconformity:
tumbuk:
just because my car is maganda
and i have my yaya and manong driver lagi
it’s not like
i don’t like know how to ride a jeep
or make para when i ride a bus ‘di ba
why are you always making me lait?
just because my…
HAHAHAHAHA TRIZZAAAAA!!! :))
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